Courtesy Nick Nunziata, regarding Brett Ratner's next movie:
BRETT RATNER CHOOSES HIS NEXT COMIC BOOK MOVIE
"Note: Today is not April 1st.
I have oftentimes found myself defending Mr. Brett Ratner in arguments for as long as he's been a feature film director. First for having the good sense to make a movie where Charlie Sheen is on the poster. Then for The Family Man. Then for Red Dragon, which isn't very good but it's not an affront to man and science like some would have you believe. Then for letting Devin snort coke off his chest on the set of The Grand. Kidding.
Brett Ratner almost made a Superman movie. He then wanted to make an X-Men movie, but instead made X-Men: The Last Stand.
You know what? Fuck Brett Ratner. Because he thinks he's going to make a Youngblood movie thanks to hundreds of thousands of dollars changing hands between foriegn money conglomerate Reliance and presumably Rob Liefeld's company. For those who don't know, Youngblood is a gigantic pile of horseshit hammered into comic book shape. A poor man's X-Men for people with a rare ocular deficiency that disallows them from just reading X-Men comics. You know what a poor man's Youngblood is? Your grandmother dying in the shower."
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